No ka mea, ʻike ʻo ia i kēia pēpē wahine ma ke ʻano he mea hana ma mua o ka hoa.

ʻO ka mea hana kaulana, ka mea kākau a me ka mea hoʻokani ʻo Dan Harmon a me kāna co-star ʻo Cody Heller ua ʻae lākou i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo loa, ʻoi aku ka nui o ka leʻaleʻa. Kaʻana like lāua i kā lāua mau moeʻuhane a me nā mea huna e pili ana i ka leʻaleʻa iā lākou iho. Akā hoʻokahi mea i kāhāhā iā Heller. Ua ʻike ʻo ia he makemake moe kolohe ʻo Dan Harmon ʻO Male Doll ua loaʻa. ʻO ia hoʻi, nona kekahi iā ia iho.

Akā ʻoiai ua wehe ʻo Heller i nā ʻokoʻa pilikanaka, ʻaʻole ʻo ia e haʻalele iā lākou a hōʻole ʻo ia e hoʻokolokolo i kāna hoa aloha. Eia kekahi, ua manaʻoʻiʻo ʻaʻole hiki i kekahi a i ʻole kekahi mea ke ʻoi aku ma mua o ke aloha no ka mea ʻike ʻo ia i kēia pēpē wahine ma ke ʻano he mea hana ma mua o ka hoa. ʻO ia iho naʻe, ʻaʻole i hōʻole ʻo Heller i ka manaʻo o kāna kāne me kāna pēpē i lili ai i kekahi manawa. Ma hope mai, hiki mai ka nui o nā nīnau i loko o kona manaʻo, kahi i kānalua ai ʻo ia ʻo kāna hoaaloha. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hōʻole i ka hoʻopilikia ʻia ʻana o kona manaʻo ponoʻī, no ka mea, ua manaʻo ʻo ia ua ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kēia ʻano ola ʻole ma mua o ia ma ke ʻano o ka nani, ka hui, ka hana moekolohe a me nā ʻano ʻē aʻe he nui. He nui na hakahaka o kona hoomanao ana.
ʻO ka mea i hoʻopilikia nui iā ia, ʻo ia i kekahi lā, ʻike ʻo ia i kahi ʻōlinolino a puni kona ʻaʻahu, he hiʻohiʻona ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke kuhikuhi pono i kahi e hele mai ai, akā ʻo ka ʻike ʻana ma hope he mea maʻalahi paha ia i loko ona. He pepeʻi wahine. Ua hoʻoikaika hou ka hanana iā ia e nīnau mau iā ia iho. Ua hoʻomaka ka wailele o ka nīnau nīnau iā ia. I kekahi manawa, ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke pale aku i ka nīnau ʻana i kona aloha a aloha iā ia. Ua hopohopo nui ʻo ia ua nalowale kona mau manaʻo i mua o kēia pēpē aloha. ʻAʻole ʻo Heller i hōʻole, a inā ʻo ia, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i ʻike i kāna mea e hana ai.

ʻAʻole pono iaʻu?
ʻOiai inā ʻo ka tpe moe kolohe ʻOiai he ʻano ola ʻole ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke ʻike i nā manaʻo o ke aloha ʻoiaʻiʻo a hōʻike i nā manaʻo koʻikoʻi, ʻaʻole hiki iā Heller ke hoʻopau i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo i hoʻohālikelike ʻia kēia ʻano hōkū iā ia e pili ana me kahi ʻaoʻao ʻekolu. ʻAe, hiki ʻole kēlā. Aneane like ke kulana me keia, no ka mea, ua maheleia ka noonoo o kona hoa. A ʻo kēlā manaʻo ʻē ka manaʻo nui.

Ma hope o ka ʻike ʻana i nā ala ʻālohilohi, ua noʻonoʻo ʻo ia inā ʻike mau ʻo Dan i ka ʻālohilohi o kona mau maka. Inā manaʻo mau kāu hoa. Ke manaʻo ke kāne ʻaʻole i piha i ka haʻi ʻana i kona ola me ia. ʻO ka manaʻo e lilo ana ka mea āu i aloha nui ai i ka hoihoi iā ʻoe. Hoʻomaka ʻo ia e hāʻule i ke aloha, lilo ka ʻono i mea hoʻomanaʻo a nalowale ke aloha. I kekahi mau lā ma hope mai, aia nō ʻo ia ma ia ʻano. Ua hoʻomaka ʻo ia e noʻonoʻo e pili ana i ka mea e hiki mai ana inā e noho ʻo Dan i ka pō me kahi pēpē wahine. ʻAʻole lawa ʻo ia? Ua ʻike ʻo Heller i kāna mea i hana hewa ai. Aia kekahi mea hiki iā ia ke hana e kīkēkē ai i ka pēpē mai ke poʻo o kāna hoa? No laila ua manaʻo ʻo ia ʻaʻole pono ʻo Dan iā ia no ka hui a me ka moekolohe. Inā pēlā, paʻakikī loa ka hoʻoponopono ʻana. ʻAʻole ia he hoʻohenehene. Ua ʻeha loa ka puʻuwai a ua noʻonoʻo ʻo ia inā pono ʻo ia iā Dan. Ua ʻike ʻo Heller he ʻoi aku ka naʻauao a me ka holomua o kēia kāne ma mua o kona, a manaʻo ʻo ia ʻaʻole lawa ʻo ia.

He kukui i ka pouli
ʻOiai ʻo ka maluhia o loko i ʻalo pinepine iā ia a huki iā ia i loko o ka pōʻeleʻele, ua loaʻa iā ia ka mālamalama i waena o kahi pilikia o ka naʻau. Ua hiki mai ʻo ia i ka manaʻo hoʻokō pono paha ua hewa ʻo ia a ua hoʻonui wale ʻia. Inā aloha ʻo Dan iā ia, ua manaʻo ʻo ia, ua haki lāua i ka wā ma mua. Aka, he mea kupanaha ka lokomaikai o ke Akua, a hiki i keia la, ua like ko laua noho like ana i ka po. Ua aloha ʻo Dan lāua ʻo Heller kekahi i kekahi a noho pū lāua ma lalo o ka hale hoʻokahi. Ma mua o ka hoʻokuʻu ʻana i kona mau manaʻo e hoʻomaikaʻi iā ia, pono ʻo ia e hoʻohana ia mau mea i hui pū me kāna hana hana. Ua loaʻa iā ia ka manaʻo kupaianaha o ka hoʻohana ʻana i ke kiʻi e kākau i ka screenplay o ka pāʻani.

Wehe ʻia ka palapala e like me kēia. Ua hui ʻo Heller me kekahi aloha i na pepeke a hoalohaloha aku iaia. Aia i loko o ke ʻano pepeke aloha ka hiki ke kamaʻilio me ia a ʻōlelo i nā ʻano mea like ʻole e hōʻike ana i kona manaʻo ponoʻī, hilinaʻi a me kāna hoa kākau. ʻO ka moʻolelo me he mea lā e kamaʻilio ana ka pēpē i kona mau hemahema a ʻōlelo ʻo ia ʻaʻole lawa. E like me kāu e ʻike ai, manaʻo maoli ʻo ia pēlā.

Ma hope o ka pili ʻana i ka palapala, ua hoʻohuli ʻo ia iā Dan. Ua makemake kona hoa i ke ʻano o ka hoʻomohala ʻia ʻana o ka moʻolelo a hāʻawi iā ia i ka "kuʻi lima." Ua ʻike paha ʻo Dan i kekahi mea ma hope o ka heluhelu ʻana i ka palapala. Ua paʻa paha iā ia i loko. ʻO ia no ka loaʻa ʻana o Dan i kahi ala e haʻalele ai i kāna pēpē wahine a nānā wale i kāna hoa kāne maoli.

I ka hopena, hoʻomaka hou lāua ma ke ʻano he kāne kūpaʻa a aloha. I kēia manawa, hiki iā Heller ke ʻōlelo ʻaʻole pono ʻo Dan i kahi pēpē wahine no ka mea aia ʻo ia ma laila no ia. Hiki iā ia ke lilo i kāna pēpē i nā manawa a pau e pono ai iā ia.